Living the asexual life

I'm the most asexual person you will ever meet

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Sassy ace comebacks

acequire:

"You’ve just never had me. Because, you know, size matters."
"Perhaps you’re right. Maybe I do need to start small."

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"Do you masturbate?"
"Not to the thought of you.

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"You’re just depressed."
"How can I not be when I look at you?”

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"Don’t you ever have sex?"
"I was with your…